Hey bartender I need me one of those long necks

Yeah man that's good about as good as it gets

Here’s a twenty for the jukebox, crank it up please

Here's another fifty, run the tab for me

Nah that stool's not taken, girl you can sit right there

Ol’ Joe will take good care of you 'cause he cares

No I didn't come in here lookin' for no romance

Hell, I didn't even come here lookin'

for one of those one night stands

I don't need to talk

I don't need no shrink

I don’t need to dance

Or hear what you think

All I need to keep me from losing it

Is good cold beer and country music

Girl I hope I didn’t come off too much like a big jerk

But I'm here to treat myself to a little bit of self work

If you’d sit down on that stool any other night

I'd be buying you drinks, feeding you lines

Working on a real good time

But tonight I don't need to talk

I don't need no shrink

I don’t need to dance

Or hear what you think

All I need to keep me from losing it

Is good cold beer and country music

All I need to keep me from losing it

Is good cold beer and country music

All I need to keep me from losing it

Is good cold beer and country music

Good country music