If two fill-ups is all it takes I guess I'll make the drive

Down past the Texas line to make sure he's not alive

They dumped him off of a river bridge in fall of '84

Word got around that he climbed out of that muddy red river floor

Lost my bride to the finest man she claims to have ever known

When she got to the parking lot his knees were already blown

Love is such a mighty drug, a mightier disease

Bet he misses her floating past the barge

Of one eye and crooked teeth

One eye and crooked teeth

One eye and crooked teeth

One eye and crooked teeth

Your crooked teeth are floating and my lady's resting fine

Seven miles out of Bismark next to Bakken oil lines

I laid her down so softly and so kindly reassured

Love it ain't for taming a disease that can't be cured

And I'll drive through Colorado on a rocky stretch of road

With no one who loves me as far as telephone poles go

I wish I was a trusting man, but a trusting man is weak

The only thing worth trusting is some brass through crooked teeth

Some brass through crooked teeth

Some brass through crooked teeth

Your crooked teeth are floating and my lady's resting fine

Seven miles out of Bismark next to Bakken oil lines

I laid her down so softly and so kindly reassured

Love it ain't for taming a disease that can't be cured

Lost my bride to the finest man she claims to have ever known

When she got to the parking lot his knees were already blown

Love is such a mighty drug, a mightier disease

Bet he misses her floating past the barge

Of one eye and crooked teeth