Do something about your long, filthy hair It looks like a rat's nest Do something about your mullet Get out the hair clippers, jerk
Cut the mullet Cut the mullet Cut the mullet Cut the mullet
Get the rat's nest off your head Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull Take your ass to the barber shop Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole
Cut the mullet Cut the mullet Cut the mullet Cut the mullet
The mullet is the reason why people hate you They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull
Cut the mullet Cut the mullet Cut the mullet Cut the mullet