Wake up in the morning,
Gonna find a guido
A nice,juiced,hot tanned guy
Who may look good in a speedo

Before i leave -
Tease my hair, put the poof in the back ,
And most importantly i gotta bronze my face
With Shellac

I'm talking
Grab a pickle for the road (road)
Get into the Jersey Mode (mode)
Get the poof it's own area code (code)
Little italian flags on my toes (toes)
Got my signature guidette pose (pose)
Maybe today i won't get socked
In the nose (nose)
No-no-no-no-se

Let's score,
In Jersey Shore
Ouch my hair stuck in the door
Be as tan, as i can,
So that i can steal your man

When i walk, down the block
All the heads will turn in shock
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh

Let's score,
In Jersey Shore
Ouch my hair stuck in the door
Be as tan, as i can,
So that i can steal your man

When i walk, down the block
All the heads will turn in shock
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh