Patty and Jack, they had a boy Opposite of Fauntleroy Tattered down, beaten threads Hung with the cheerleaders and the heads
But something about him made them smile He dreamt about the miracle mile Moved way out to west L. A Bought a guitar and learned to play
She ain't in the picture yet He don't plan to fall
Freak show down on Hollywood and Vine He goes looking for a girl and a dime We know that only devils live in the City of Angels Shakedown running for the kitchen door Jailbound till he finds a liquor store We know that only devils live in the City of Angels
Found some friends that weren't full of shit Those were the folks where he fit They would dress in drag sometimes Putting on makeup and doing lines
Oh, but here comes a girl from Oz She marched and always had a cause They could see each other's flaws But by then, the damage was done
She loads up her field gun And he's her cannonball
Freak show down on Hollywood and Vine He goes looking for a girl and a dime We know that only devils live in the City of Angels Shakedown running for the kitchen door Jailbound till he finds a liquor store We know that only devils live in the City of Angels
Bang, bang, it went off like thunder Don't mess with a girl from way Down Under Adelaide was built for speed The judge asked, "Ma'am, how do you plead? "
She laughed at all the money she spent And said, "Sir, I'm innocent You should thank me for what I've done This place is better now that he's gone"
She broke down and pretended to cry And said, "I'm right, and that's my alibi"
Freak show down on Hollywood and Vine He goes looking for a girl and a dime We know that only devils live in the City of Angels Shakedown running for the kitchen door Jailbound till he finds a liquor store We know that only devils live in the City of Angels