Blind Pew he covers you with colours of the night
you'll never meet him in the carnival
Taggada takes the Jakeys for a ride
And Long John Silver is one of the few
that Robbie Stevenson could champion
even though the man was fake
made up the kind you'd never expect to shoot
one of their inmates

The horizontal stripes will lead you to the west
The vertical hill town huns
will leave you own back with your tannadiction chest

The weakest character in this chapter loves dairy
shadows never shone
I never met a pretty creature
who would crumble at the outcome of a cow
How come you would tell me farmers never bow
Metaphors are easy just to talk about it
growing up with spacers I can live without

Fifteen holes is never worth a stolen bike
just waiting for a different cunt to say what to write
There will never be a colour in the sea
if you don't have no eyes to see
so please don't dwell upon your wooden leg
your limp is boring me

You see your wallpaper was red polluted with lesbian green
Red was never your colour it was never your team
Blue it never even crossed your mind
because you never flew a flight
Golden treasure left you blind

Fifteen holes is never worth a stolen bike
your just waiting for a different cunt to say what to write
There will never be a colour in the sea
if you have not eyes to see
So don't dwell upon your wooden leg
your fucking limp is boring me