Don't Want To Be Sylvester Stallone, Don't Push Me
Never Never Gonna Star In "Home Alone"
Hamlet, Macbeth, I'm Crazy For King Lear
There's Nothing More Exciting
Than Reciting Shakespeare

Fred Olivier, To Be Or Not To Be
Fred Olivier, All For My Equity

Don't Want To Go To Hollywood
I Sit Alone And Live The Bard
I Quote Othello And I Feel Weak
I'm The Only One Who Understands What I Speak

Take It Away Shakey!!!

I Tread The Boards Till It Made Me Scream
But It Was Only A Midsummer Nights Dream
There's More To Life Than A Shakespearean Clone
All I Want Is Fame And Fortune

Fred Olivier, To Be Or Not To Be
Fred Olivier, All For My Equity
You Can Stick It Up Your Arse For Me