He's A Trainspotter, He’s An Anorak He's A Nerd, You've Heard The Word, A Dork, A Maniac He's A Pratt, He’s A Geek, A Freak, He's One O' Those Squarest Tossers In The Street, N' Everybody Knows
It's Dorkamania, He's Goininsania I Never Met A Moron Who Is More Mundania Dorkamania, He's gotta A Be Brainia But What's He Gonna Do When He Gets There Coz It's All Dorkamania
In Ornithology He’s Got A Ph.D. He's A Master-Bater Taken To The 1st Degree Grand World Class Chess Champions The Wally Worships These He's A Bore, I've Said Before, And We All Agree
It's... Dorkamania
He's Absurd, There Ain't A Bird I've Heard That He Can Pull They Say He's Fascinatin' Till They Date Him Then They Hate Him We've Never Met A Bloke So Dull
So The Silly Sod Gets Surfin' On The Internet He’s Out To Find A Soulmate, He's Found Nobody Yet Is There Anybody Out There, That Will Be My Pal? I Don't Need A Nutter, Just Somebody Abnormal