Was It Something That I Spilt On My New Continental Quilt Or What? Could It Have Been A Bad Dream That Crept In Bed & Made Me Scream Or What? What Attracted Such A Beast Why Did It Want To Make A Feast Of Me?..
Bug Bug A Bug A Bed Bug A Bug A Bug A Bug A Bug Bigger Than A Bumble Bee Bug Bug A Bug A Bed Bug A Bug A Bug A Bug A Bug A Bug A Bug A Bug Bit Me! In A Night Of Misery.
Was It Coz The Chocolate Sweets I Ate Last Night Between The Sheets Or What? What Could It Be That Made Me Frown The Biscuit Crumbs On My Night Gown Or What? A Nit In Need Of Nourishment It Got Inside The Bed & Went For Me.
Was It Coz I Was Dirty That It Took A Fancy To Me Or What? I Jumped Up Sweating With Fright Oh Will It Take Another Bite Or What? I Felt The Fangs Rip Through My Vest The Mattress Monster Was Digesting Me!