It's A Tragedy But, When She Spied Alfie's Nut Drooping Down On Top Of His Gut She Could Not Believe It, Audrey's Sides Nearly Split ‘Twas This The End Of That Fat Wheezing Git? I Know
Audrey's Alone At Last But There Ain't Any Doubt, Alfie Left Her Up The Spout Audrey's Jaw Dropped When Martin Said Wooooooooooooooooooooooo Audrey Audrey...Yer Get Nowt
Audrey Was Laughing When, Nicky, Gail, Martin Then They Never Got Alf To Take Oxygen Again
Oxygen, That's When...
Audrey's Alone At Last Audrey Audrey
There Ain't No Chance Chance Chance Of Insurance, No Inheritance Left In Debt, She Won't Forget, The Greedy Get Alfie