If you're ever sitting at the airport
And you don't wanna leave
Don't even know what you're there for
Send for me

If you're ever heartsick in an elevator
Full of bachelorettes
Cornered in and it's taking forever
Please don't forget

Send for me whenever, wherever
Send for me, I'll come and get you
Send for me whenever, wherever

If you're ever at a glass-top table
Selling your ideas
To swivel-chairing underlings
Who just don't see it

If you're singing in a song museum
Without a drop to drink
And you can't even make eye contact
Can't even think

Send for me whenever, wherever
Send for me, I'll come and get you
Send for me whenever, wherever
Send for me whenever, wherever
Send for me, I thought you'd never
Send for me whenever, wherever

Run out, run out, run out to me now
Run out, run out, I'm pulling around
Run out, run out, run out, run out to me now
Run out, run out, run out to me now
Run out, run out, I'm pulling around
Run out, run out, run out, run out to me now

If you're ever in a psychiatric greenhouse
With slip-on shoes
Wipe a smile on the shatterproof windows
I'll know what to do

If you're ever in gift shop dying inside
Filling up with tears
'Cause you thought of somebody you loved you
Haven't seen in years

Send for me whenever, wherever
Send for me, I'll come and get you
Send for me whenever, wherever
Send for me whenever, wherever
Send for me, I thought you'd never
Send for me whenever, wherever
Send for me whenever, wherever
Send for me, I'll come and get you
Send for me whenever, wherever