Half baked ideas of attack Hit Lawrie Rimillard's back Salvo of doughnuts was thrown She bought up five or six plots The place where their father rots Now put her box next to his The Marianas Trench Perceived as just half an inch They sink that low every day
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There's bags of lettuce to eat My socks are shoes for my feet Hey can you loan me a dime? The Japs eat tuna eyeballs And play with Godzilla dolls And kick our business asses It's group A streptococcus On which we need to focus It killed 12 limeys this year I've had a very bad day I blew my family away The neighbors say that I'm weird That fucking toilet won't flush It's full of paper and mush The plumber's ass is his face Too bad about the fire Too bad about the fire Too bad about the fire Too bad about the fire Too bad about the fire