I'm gonna go Smoke in the shower I need to piss down the stairs I'm so damn sick Of this stupid bullshit That I'm, uh- going to Start splitting hairs
So I sat down and Watched a pot boil Then stood up and spit in the fan While every one of you Dumb sons of bitches Yeah, were eating pellets Right out of my hand
You look like a chicken in flight!
I think I'll kick Foreman's ass On my own Okay
I will pay your slut mother one half of one dollar She'll come and sleep with the band This year's unlikely sex symbol is Dressed like a priest, not a man