I was born smarter than most into this world of disarray
I was told to listen to all the dumb shit people say
But I dug wisdom from my own well
and I never had a moment of doubt
I worded a thesis at six years old
that had the world all figured out, it goes
Women, men
That's two kinds of trouble
Enemies, friends
Just two kinds of trouble
I never walked a single step in nobody else's shoes
And I never really talked to people
'cause that's time you can't afford to lose
Every word somebody spoke was thе dumbest I ever hеard
I'll keep stickin' to what I know
and tell the truth about the world, it goes
Cops, police
Just two kinds of trouble
Robbers, thieves
Two kinds of trouble
Boats, planes
Just two kinds of trouble
Norwegians and Danes, yeah
Just two kinds of trouble
That's two kinds of trouble
That's two kinds of trouble
That's two kinds of trouble
Just two kinds of trouble
Some say philosophy, I say great if you're unsure
Just a bunch of circular reasoning bordering on the obscure
Others merely scratch the surface, I can really penetrate
I'll serve up a stew so simple and pure
no room for debate, 'cause I know
Two kinds of trouble
Just two kinds of trouble
Work, play
Two kinds of trouble
Night, day
Two kinds of trouble
One thing, another thing
Just two kinds of trouble
Anything and everything
Two kinds of trouble