Hello my name is Adam,
I’m your first born son.
Could you help me with a problem out here?
I’m feeling kinda lonely,
On this earth that you built
I need to feel what I never felt.
A being of trust, love, fun and affection,
Please keep in mind I don’t need no perfection
And there she came
Words cannot explain it
She kissed my face and I held her hand
She promised everything I needed to have
My little friend was no longer sad.
She was good for a while
No I won’t deny that
Never knew a man could feel this way
But the bitch is getting scary
Started talkin’ to snakes
I’m gonna eat an apple and pray
Eat an apple and pray...
I asked for a being of trust and affection
I guess that apple was out of the question
And then she came
Words cannot explain it
She kissed my face and I held her hand
I said “move along don’t sing me that song”
It’s your fault god’s no longer my friend...