I'll informed miseducated dross
Falls from your face at a rate of knots
I feel sorry for the one
Who has to share a bed with you
I'd rather be dead than you

As per usual my toungue was firmly in cheek
I'll be dreaming up
Something different next week
It's for the best if you just switch off
I sound self important
Like a product of one of the three troughs
No I wouldn't want
That gossiping the day away tit for tat
It's not your fault it's just where you go
But in terms of reward you reap who you know

Your like anorexic vultures on oldham street
You build each other a musical elite
I wasn't invited four years ago
I'm still not and if I was I wouldn't show
But don't get me wrong they do lovely lunches
The muppet clientelle what a bunch a cunts
Passing judgement on things they don't know
Well I'd love to walk out and steal the show
I wouldn't want that no I wouldn't want that
Gossiping the day away tit for tat
It's not your fault it's just where you go
But in terms of reward you reap who you know

And please don't thing that I'm having a go
Please know that you know that I'm having a go
It's about that you know
But you know I wouldn't want that
Gossiping the day away tit for tat
It's not your fault it's just where you go
But in terms of reward you reap who you know