Will I be graced with your presence tonight?
I'd really rather you just let me know
'cause I'm stood here
Like a spare prick at a wedding
I'll get my dignity, smedley
My brogues and I'll go

You could have just stabbed me in the back
There was no need to use
The revolver for that
You said you had the knack
What did you mean?
"has nobody told you? "
Told me what? no they must have forgot
"he's just a friend"
Yeah you said it happens all the time
Is that right?
In that case everything will be
Just fine

You could have just stabbed me in the back
There was no need to use
The revolver for that
You said you had the knack
What did you mean?
"has nobody told you? "
Told me what? no they must have forgot
"he's just a friend"
Yeah you said it happens all the time
Is that right?
In that case everything will be
Just fine

Spotted you, fools on a hill
Thought maybe it's just your cousin
Even so, please god do not let that be her
Took one look at your cardigan
Your jeans on backwards
My jaw dropped and I went oh fuck
Because I knew that it were

How would you feel if I had done that to you?
How, how would you feel
If I had done that to you?
How, how would you feel
If I had done that to you?

You could have just stabbed me in the back
There was no need to use the revolver for that
You said you had the knack
What did you mean?
"has nobody told you? "
Told me what? no they must have forgot
"he's just a friend"
Yeah you said it happens all the time
Is that right?
Well in that case everything will be
Just fine