I really do hope that it's a boy But I wouldn't mind one of the kind It really would fill my heart with joy Fighting in the buff, to get him really tough
We could be happy you and you and me That's when one plus one can equal three
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I really do hope that it's a girl But a little knob would really do the job We'd have to get used to the smell Of getting yucky hands, changing yucky pants
We could be happy you and you and me That's when one plus one can equal three Three of four! Maybe more! That's when one plus one can equal... Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine? One more time! Thats when one plus one can equal three! Yeah