She knows I wanna be her man
But I don't think she understands
Cause when I come a little closer, she runs

And when I look behind the wall
Instead of lightning cigarettes
She tries to kiss another girl, oh no!

Now Darla has a girlfriend, yeah
Lying in her arms
to see the brown of her gorgeous eyes
I'm not surprised, but I feel sad
Say to me this love is gone and gin is cheap today

She wants me always to be near
But she won't make a fool of me
"Take care of Darla, chubby girl
and lick her tits for me"

Now Darla has a girlfriend, yeah
Lying in her arms
to see the brown of her gorgeous eyes
I'm not surprised, but I feel sad
Say to me this love is gone and gin is cheap today

She wants me always to be near
But she won't make a fool of me [not again!]
"Take care of Darla, chubby girl
and lick her tits for me"