I?m gonna buy myself a small plane
I?m gonna crash it on the south lawn
I?m gonna sleep down by his quarters
I?d like to have sex with his daughters

I?m gonna buy myself a small plane
I?m gonna crash it on the south lawn
Yeah its big enough for me

I?m just another great truck driver
He?s just another white house skiver
Get a gun, ready your aircraft
Big man, got ready to broadcast

I?m gonna buy myself a small plane
I?m gonna crash it on the south line
Yeah its big enough for me

I?m gonna buy myself a small plane
I?m gonna crash it on a war zone
Yeah its big enough for me

I?m gonna have to shoot my way out
To give the access boys some more clout
I was Butch Cassidy?s tutor
Although sun dance was cuter

I?m gonna buy myself a small plane
I?m gonna crash it on the south lawn
Yeah its big enough for me

Gonna buy myself a small plane
Gonna crash it on the south lawn
Gonna buy myself a small plane
Gonna crash it on a war zone
Gonna buy myself a small plane
Gonna crash it on your brow
Yeah its big enough for me
For me, for me, for me
For me, for me, for me