The woman I love can be mean sometimes

The dog I feed has been known to bite

One keeps me safe, one keeps me warm

Some things are just a double-edged sword

Yeah, I make enough to cover my bills

Upside drowning underwater still

I'll get ahead when I ain't so behind

Damn sure ain't goin' nowhere tonight

'Cause the beer is cold, but the bars are closed

There's a drought in the wettest part of Oklahoma

Tornadoеs roll through town on Christmas

Nobody's hurt, but the house is missin'

God is good, life is twistеd

God is good, life is twisted

Hey

Mm, yeah (I say)

Beer is cold, but the bars are closed

There's a drought in the wettest part of Oklahoma

Tornadoes roll through town on Christmas

Nobody's hurt, but the house is missin'

God is good, life is twisted

God is good, life is twisted

I don't know what is or ain't fair

The foolish question unanswered prayers

Start out right and wind up wicked

Yeah, God is good, life is twisted

Life is twisted

God is good, life is twisted

Now sing

Beer is cold, but the bars are closed

There's a drought in the wettest part of Oklahoma

Tornadoes roll through town on Christmas

Nobody's hurt, but the house is missin'

God is good, life is twisted

God is good, life is twisted

Twisted, twisted

(Life is twisted)

God is good, life is twisted

(Life is twisted)