Please please please
No more bad chinese
It was not a good idea
To have a lunch with Andy
And dear Andy
Ended up like me
Our faces turned green
We meet at the lavatory

To have a lunch with Andy
To have a lunch with me
Me me me…
meat

Mark, Sean and Steve
I guess you wouldn't believe
They all had the same idea
And this is how they ended

So please, please please
I'm beggin' on my knees
Who once had that bad chinese
Will surely understand me