[Mr Garrison] Okay children, lets start off with a few new maths problems. What's 5x2? C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?
[Clyde] 12?
[Mr Garrison] Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.
[Kyle] I think I know the answer Mr Garrison!
[Cartman] Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!
[Kyle] Shut up fat boy!
[Cartman] Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!
[Mr Garrison] Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?!
[Cartman] Jew?
[Kyle] No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in school, you fuckin' fat ass.
[Mr Garrison] KYLE!
[Cartman] Why the fuck not?
[Mr Garrison] ERIC!
[Stan] Dude, you just said fuck again!
[Mr Garrison] STANLEY!
[Kenny] (muffled) fuck
[Mr Garrison] KENNY!
[Cartman] What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!
[Mr Garrison] How would you like to go see the school councellor?!
[Cartman] How would you like to suck my balls?
*big gasp from whole class*
[Mr Garrison] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
[Cartman] Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Actually, what I said was, *pulls out megaphone* "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!"