Paddy O'Casey he wanted to waltz
But his feet were not gated that way
So we thought up a lesson
and payed his case
And said he was willing to pay
One two three, balance like me

You're quite a dandy
But you have your faults
While your right foot is lazy
Your left foot is crazy
But don't be uneasy
I'll teach you to waltz

One two three, balance like me

You're quite a dandy
But you have your faults
While your right foot is lazy
Your left foot is crazy
But don't be uneasy
I'll teach you to waltz