I bought a paper brought it home made a plane made a boat
I can't read
A friend of mine gave me a cigarette I tried to look cool had an asthma attack
I can't smoke
I've got a car I'm shifting gears stomp the pedal it doesn't move
I can't drive
I met a girl I took her home I tried and I tried she started to laugh
I can't...

No matter how I try I just can't get it right
No matter how I try I just mess up all the time

I can't do what I wanna do...
I'm working hard to be a man

I bought a dog to have a friend goddamn thing bit my leg
I need love
Went to a party had a drink ended up in the kitchen sink
I need help

No matter how I try I just can't get it right
No matter how I try I just mess up all the time

I can't do what I wanna do...
I'm working hard to be a man

No matter how I try I just can't get it right
No matter how I try I just mess up all the time

I can't do what I wanna do...
I'm working hard to be a man