Fuck an app, I need me some IRL
I'm on the clock, just give me your ASL
Fuck a Plan B,
Baby, it's no big deal
I'm already ten weeks in maternity
Fuck a single mom, I'm not judgmental
In my sweatpants and some juicy Hentai
Fuck a therapist, it's not mental
I need philosophy, this shit is sexistential

So I was about to go have a kid on my own
And then my doctor said,
"Now, Robyn, who would be your dream donor?"
Well, Adam Driver always did kinda give me a boner
She like,
"Yeah, wasn't he great in Don't Mess With The Zohan?"

I-I-I-I like, I like to go out, wear something nice and push
This shit is existential
I like to go out, wеar something nice and push
It's existеntial

Fuck an app
Fuck a single mom (Shit is existential)
Fuck a Plan B, baby
Fuck a therapist
Shit is ex—

I've been on Raya while on IVF
PTSD from all the tests
Hormonal rants on IG
Scrolling my feed while breastfeeding
Spent too much on Etsy
Expensive shit I don't need
Bossy, bad and bougie
Like push, push, hold it, breathe

I like, I like to go out, wear something nice and push
This shit is sexistential
I like to go out, wear something nice and push
Shit is existential

My body's a spaceship
With the ovaries on hyperdrive
Got a whole universe inside
That exists in between my thighs
Do I have a consistent will
To persist and finish this ride?
My babymaker's got twenty in the clip,
Ready to fire

Fuck an app
Fuck a single mom
Fuck a Plan B, baby
(Babymakers, ma-ma-ma-makers)
Fuck a therapist
I like to go out, wear something nice and push
Shit is sexistential
I like to go out, wear something nice and push
This shit is existential