Now that I'm a big star, what am I gonna do?
I'm so bored counting all my money
I sit here and I think of you
It's so easy, it's so easey to do
I don't even have to try
I don't even want to try
Why should I waste my precious time?

I can't make you love me...but I know you will
I'm such an asshole, how could you resist?

I never meant to let it go to my head
I never thought it would come to this
It's me...the asshole of your dreams

I can't make you love me...but I know you do
I'm so cool, no one wants to talk to me
and I'm so cool, no one wants to look at me

I'm so fuckin' cool, nobody cares at all!