I see you've been acquainted With the terror of our school You'll have to deal with penny If you try to break the rules
Don't bother lying (she won't really buy it) Cause penny can tell (so say farewell, you liar-) Constantly spying (and oh-so-quiet!) Better be in your class at the sound of the bell!
Something is up with penny How'd she find all my contraband? If you're busted one time too many Don't be fooled by her guise She's armed with laser beam eyes! Beware of penny
I'm killing my twin brother His inheritance is mine! But if penny tells her mother Then my head is on the line
Don't take her dolly (there's something inside it!) Or she'll be on your case (in any case, you're dead!) Don't let her catch you (you'd better go hide it!) Give green goo to the hag, or she'll blow off your face!
Busted again by penny She's a radar in a dress She can metal detect most any Thing you've got up your sleeve Without a single reprieve! Oh snap! It's penny!
I would gladly kill For some pills But they've still Been banned by penny
Flinging food's Got me screwed Again (Penny's gonna catch ya! Here she comes to get ya!)
Someone tell this tyke Take a hike!
This is, like My fourteenth lighter
Found this in the rubbish! Mommy wants you punished
That's my precious girl!
Nugget needs these nuggets To fill his nugget cave! But if penny catches nugget They'll become my nugget grave
Out of the girls' room (don't hang out with lily!) Let's break monty's chair (his medicare will fix it!) She'd look amazing (and slightly silly!) Wearing some of my gum in her dumb, ugly hair
Better watch out for penny She's a breathing body scan We had better steer clear of penny Or she'll ruin our day In the most lethal of ways Don't mess with penny
(Watch out for penny) (Can't hide from penny) (Inhuman penny)