My granny bot bored sitting at home She wanted to have some action She rode on her bike to the liquer store And whiskey gave satisfaction
My GRANNY - went out of her mind GRANNY - she started to terrorize
Granny stole a skateboard from A by-passing anthrax fanatic Skated like a hurricane and Spread chaos in the city
Granny HERE - granny THERE - granny everywhere Granny HERE - granny THERE - granny everywhere
Run for cover granny is coming Granny is coming for you Granny is here to spread some fear Granny is so cruel Empty streets, children scream Granny - she´s the beast
Granny HERE - granny THERE - granny everywhere
Come on granny let´s go home Let´s bake those lovely bisquits Hey granny calm down There´s Dallas on TV Stop that don´t bite that dog You might get hydrophobia Don´t break that window Don´t hit that fucking wino
At last she got tired She needs her daily sleep 75 years behind But still she made some action