The Black Knight of "Worcester-shire"
Some say it's "Worcester-sheer"
Went out to fight the dragon
No one else would volunteer

The Hounds of Heck chased after him
Through all the moors and lands
Because his suit of armor
Was recycled dog food cans

The Black Knight of "Worcester-sheer"
Some say it's "Worcester-shire"
He rode off with his Hounds of Heck
To face the dragon's fire!