Mix some kindness with some fun
Then add a touch of April sun
Blend with a soft spoken word
And when you're done
You'll have a happiness cocktail
I'll have a happiness cocktail
Pour some laughter in your brew
Plus a stolen kiss or two
Then add an open fire and a dream
And when you're through
You'll have a happiness cocktail yes, yes, yes

When your wife beats you just say
My dear you're looking younger everyday
And get that tired look off your face
You're just as good as anyother man is good, good
If the dreams you dream aren't coming true
And happiness seems overdue
Give me your hand and I'll tell you what I'll do
I'll make a happiness cocktail just for you