I'm the clown at your birthday party Rub my head and pinch my nose I'm the chap with a million laughs And the polyester clothes
I'm the clown at your birthday party Look at my great big floppy feet I'll make you smile for a little while Then you'll get tired of me
I'm here for your amusement And for your refusement I'm here to do some card tricks And fall way short on the yardstick of your love I'm not the one that you've been dreaming of
I'm the clown at your birthday party Stick that dollar in my underpants I can sing most anything And do my birthday dance
I'm the clown at your birthday party I'm the waiter in your restaurant Snap your fingers I will bring you Anything you want
I'm the clown at your birthday party I'm the clerk at your convenience store There's no doubt you'll check me out And then you'll just get bored
I'm here for your commanding And for your demanding I'm here to do your bidding So you can say that you were just kidding too