You make me feel like Hercules unchained
You make me feel like Superman's second cousin
You make me feel like a runaway train
Thought I was foolin baby, ow you know I really wasn't mad
I was just lying on your doorstep, drowning in the pouring rain

You make me feel like Hercules
You make me feel like Hercules baby
You make me feel like Hercules unchained

You make me feel like I'm as big as a house
Someday you're gonna put my picture on your coffee table
You make me feel like Mr. Mighty Mouse
You said you'd call me, but I guess you were unable to
You must have been busy, no need to explain

You make me feel like Hercules
You make me feel like Hercules baby
You make me feel like Hercules unchained

You make me feel like the fourth Musketeer
You make me feel like the 13th Apostle
When you gonna let me stick my tongue in your ear?
I'd love you better, but it just isn't possible to
And you, you're so adorable pretending not to know my name