I'm not the one you dream about And I'm not the one who you can't live without I'm not the one who you wanna see And I'm not the one who you want to be seen with
And when you're tired of all the jerks And you're tired of all the work And you're tired of being hurt You will long for the comfort of my golf shirt
I'm not the one who was an old time punk rocker I was listening to Rush and trying to feather my hair back When all that stuff went down I'm not the one who used to play in The Lost Kittens I'm not the one who does the bass for This Ascension
And when you're tired of all the jerks And you're tired of all the work And you're tired of being hurt You will long for the comfort of my golf shirt
Yeah!
No tats, no piercings, no hats, no grunge beard baby, yeah (x4)