My name's steve and I'm in love
But we can't get too close when push comes to show
Our love is forbidden but it's, oh, so explosive
For a creeper holds my heart yet we must stay apart

Oh, you creeper, you're a keeper
But it's just too dangerous for us to get close

The distance, it's killing me
You're so close but you're so far
For you can never be with me
And yes, you've got a short fuse, yeah
It's not hard to see
Oh

Oh, you creeper, you're a keeper
But it's just too dangerous for us to get close

The distance, it's killing me
You're so close but yo're so far
For you can never be with me

This love could blow up
And that's how it's gotta be
How it's gotta be