Locked up in boat jail
Locked up in boat jail
Locked up in boat jail
I'm locked up in boat jail

This ship is shit, this boat is packed
I want my fucking money back
Will run this card 'til it's complete
To keep these sea legs nice and neat
Obstacles stand in my way
They'll send me to the brig today
This skipper's face needs an adjustment
Will not move until I crush it
Locked up in boat jail
Locked up in boat jail
Locked up in boat jail
Locked up in boat jail, yeah