I saw the new boy that you're talking too
He's so much cooler than me I've got to to give it to you
Takes you out to museums to look at pictures of rome
I've got no interest in museums, rather stay at home

He's got an old film camera
Matches your 70's look
I've got an iPhone
but it doesn't catch the vibes that you want
You wear flares and say you're looking for some indie love
I've got a fringe you've got a fringe
is that not indie enough?
Oh tell me what you want
'Cause I could wear corduroys
And affect a voice but it still wouldn't work
We're too far apart

You like vintage cars but I find them impractical
You break my heart cause maybe in another world
We could be together forever
and get married in a Polaroid picture
Could be the boy of your dreams if you gave me the chance
I'd even cut a mullet you just have to ask
We could make it happen
happy ever after in a Polaroid picture

You told me you'd both booked a holiday to Bali
You asked if I was jealous
and I told you hardly and it's true
Not gonna dress in tweed just to impress you
This little game is through 'cause

I know what you want
You want me in corduroy but I'm not your boy
Not gonna sell my soul for a Polaroid

You like vintage cars but I find them impractical
You break my heart maybe in another world
We could be together forever
and get married in a Polaroid picture
Could be the boy of your dreams if you gave me the chance
I'd even cut a mullet you just have to ask
We could make it happen
happy ever after in a Polaroid picture
A polaroid picture

In a polaroid picture
But I'm out of shot and the framing's off
I'm not standing there with you
You break my heart
'Cause maybe in another world We be together forever
But whatever

You like vintage cars but find them impractical
You break my heart 'cause maybe in another world
We could be together forever
and get married in a Polaroid picture (in a Polaroid)
Could be the boy of your dreams if you gave me the chance
I'd even cut a mullet you just have to ask

We could make it happen, happy ever after