He's marchin' on the freeway so get out of his way Cause he's rollin' in a monster made of papier mache Why stay in one lane when he can take 'em all? He drives a diesel-burning dump-truck that's eighteen feet tall
Parade Float! The AC blows hot Parade Float! The transmission is shot
Parade Float! It's so fun to drive Parade Float! It won't go over twenty-five
Daffy: Awoo. Parade... Float Did somebody order a bass solo? Wait. Wait. Closer. Almost. There it is. Hoho there it is It's too slow to pull over and it's too big to steal
You'll never tip it over; it's got two feet and four wheels It gets one mile to the gallon and it tends to catch on fire And the only way to start it is with a pair of pliers
Daffy: You know environmentalists say "Your car is too big. " But I say, "Your planet's too small. "
He still celebrates and decorates its super great har-me-onate
Parade Float! It hits curbs a bunch Parade Float! It eats hybrids for lunch Parade Float! Just don't try to pass Parade Float! Or he'll flatten your car Daffy: Awoo. Parade Float... Suckers