Just a sausage roll
On a year that's outta control
Feeding the nation is our Christmas goal
Just a pastry treat
And when my family finally meet
We share a footlong through a plastic sheet

Plastic sheet
That's how you gotta do it now
That's how you gotta eat 'em
Make sure it's sanitised
Oh, Lord

A sausage roll for a shielding mate (Yes, mate)
In a bag thrown over the gate
But for a smile, we can share a bite
And eat on and on and on and on

Bakers baking
I went to Greggs, now I'm isolating
I'm on lockdown tonight
All these people
Panic buying ready meals
Hoarding bog roll in the night

Don't stop me eatin'
Oh, sausage roll feelin'
Meat life or vegans, come on

Every day is on replay
Key workers are saving the day (Legends)
Give anything to hug my nan
Just one more time (Come on the nans)
Eat them cold, eat them hot
Sausage rolls are all we've got
But for a smile, we can share a bite
And eat on and on and on and on

Right here we go
Get ready, the vegans are involved

Don't stop me eatin'
Oh, sausage roll feelin'
Meat life or vegans, come on
Don't stop me eatin'
Oh, sausage roll feelin'
Meat life or vegans, come on

Wow, that's a banger
Right, there we go
Just when you think it can get any worse, it does
Yes, lad