Kishimu tobira hirakeba
Soko kara hajimaru chirareta rhapsody

Yubi wo sashi WAHAHA
Hara wo yojirase HYAHAHA
Dareka no furi mite GYAHAHA
Anzuru na waraitamae!

Hakashu wo shinagara WAHAHA
Namida wo nagashite HYAHAHA
Dareka no sainan GYAHAHA
Heso de ocha wo wakase

Mushi mo kemono ningen mo
Akuma mo tenshi mo shinigami mo
Tsuchi ni nareba douse onaji

Kurinagi kono yo e
Waratte saraba!

Kami ga tawamure de tsukurita mou ta
Sekai wa kyoufu to ukashi koto darake

Misfortune comes in by a merry gate
Misfortune comes in by a merry gate
Misfortune comes in by a merry gate

Waratte kado kara dareka ga tobidashi butsukatte
AHAHAHA HYAHAHAHA WAHAHAHA GYAHAHA
Shiawase fushiawase sahodo chigai wa nai darou
AHAHAHA HYAHAHAHA WAHAHAHA GYAHAHA
Kata ga furueteru warai to obie docchi dai
Nayameru kohitsuji yo,
Waratte saa oyasumi!