The Nickelodeon dystopia of the late century
The orange empire, the slimy enterprise
Well there wasn't much left for a person to know if you were wondering
Have you looked into Amanda Bynes' eyes?
It reminds you of Judy Garland, RIP Ledger, Brandis, Rich, and Haim
The Olsen twins, Macaulay, Britney Spears they ain't dead but are they really alive?
Quiet on the set, too quiet, I bet they all came back to us like Vietnam vets
Tired and abused, put through hell
Well it wasn't worth the dough, throw it all in a hole, and say a prayer for all of your favorite shows
Say an extra for Mister Drake Bell