And if you straddle the fence with the both of your legs thinkin' killin's the right thing to do

Hedgin' yer bets, havin' genocide cake and tryin' to eat it too, it won't do

But if you're totin' a photo of Ali Khamenei sayin' the Jews gotta leave

No Buddha, Mohammed, no Krishna, Jesus needs a "river to the sea"

But if yer left's on a rifle with the other on a Bible in a prepper hole down in the states

Ain't no Red Hefer gonna save ya now, so get back to the trailer and wait

But if you straddle the fence with the both of your legs cause you don't wanna raise alarm

Well it's too late to care 'cause there's drones in the air and they're aiming to do ya some harm

And if you straddle the fence with the both of your legs, bury your head in the sand

Well there's plenty of folks at the IDF and they specialize in that

Something is wrong and you don't know what, but you know that it must be bad

When the only choices to choose between's a corpse and a Big Mac

And if you straddle the fence with the both of your legs thinkin' killin's the right thing to do

Hedgin' yer bets, havin' genocide cake and tryin' to eat it too, it won't do

Something is wrong and you don't know what, but you know that it must be bad

When the only choices to choose between's a corpse and a Big Mac