I'm never having sex again tonight
I'd rather read a book or ride my bike
It's my body, my choice
Why don't you go and play with your toys?

It's a man's world
I'm just looking for a few nice boys
I put a friggin' laser beam in space
I never found a soul to take your place

Stars aligning, fill the void
All that matters is you're humanoid

I want baby to love me
I want baby to kiss me
I want baby to hold me
I'll treat baby good

I'm delicate and rugged
Won't admit that I'm lovesick
I should just say fuck it
But I don't think that I could
Nah, assuming that I even could

I been around the world, you're not my type
You act like it's your duty and your right
I'm not having sex again
Until I meet my very best friend

I want baby to love me
I want baby to kiss me
I want baby to hold mе
I'll treat baby good

I'm decadent and tragic
Hopеlessly romantic
Don't do it out of habit
I do it just for you

But I don't think that I even could
Nah, assuming that I even could
I don't think that I could
Nah, assuming that I even could

Baby don't owe me nothing
If she goes, all's forgiven
I can go on living
Got some things to do I've been itching

But if they don't feel like nothing
And if they don't bring me joy
I'll keep that all to myself
I wanna be your favorite boy

I wanna make you happy
I want to hear you laughing
Catch each second passing
Be right by your side

I won't be too picky
I won't be too needy
I won't be too sorry
Be right by your side

I'll treat baby right