Slime Princess, you're alright!
Flame Princess, you're okay
Wildberry Princess could be better
All of the princesses are pretty alright, but

Oh, Bubblegum!
You look like a lot of fun!
I'm right outside!
And that is how I know
Hey, princess, did you get my text
With a picture of my awesome gun-show?
I'm also working on my pecs!

If you like, I'll send ya a picture of that, too
Oh Bubblegum, I really need someone
Or anyone, pretty much anyone
I'm so alone! Won't somebody tell me what's wrong with me!
Anybody? Anybody? Anybody!
Anybody! Grod in the sky
Please tell me why!