I drank 30 beers for breakfast,
And I took the dirt bike to glamis,
I didn’t jump one fucking jump,
I just talked about the river.

I like fake tits and short skirts,
And Crusty’s Demons of Dirt,
Cause I’m a Bro… Bro… Bro…

I got posters of Vin Diesel,
And I punch my friends in the arm,
I lifted my truck up to the sky,
I fuck other girls then I beat my wife

I give millions to the industry
Unbeknownst it goes to the Japanese

Flamed tattoos, and rev-ing my dirt bike
Slapping my bitch, when she’s out of line,
I talk shirt all the time,
If your truck is smaller than mine

I’ve got black socks and sideburns
I bleached my hair and I spiked it
I street race my grandmas Buick
You know “SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!”
That guy’s a Bro, Bro, Bro

posted by Daniel Esteves