Babe, you want to get in with the band?
Well, you gotta raise up your hand
Might take a couple of grand
See what you want to see
And be anyone you want to be
For a couple of grand

Pull your skin back tight
And it can melt by the candlelight
A button nose tells no lies
Remember how you dollies played?
Not a frown from day to day
On the smooth of Dolly's face

At least you'll look
Happier
Healthier
Flashier
Wealthier
Happier
As happy as can be

Hey, people really want to see you try
To be a bit like me
This one's a guarantee
Nobody cares for thе birds
In fact, any of the other words
Agree to disagree

Grace, just straightеn your spine
And try to stick to the design
We'll be by your side
Put your mouth back in place
And try to savour the taste
Of all your swallowed pride

At least you'll be
Happier
Healthier
Flashier
And wealthier
Happier
As happy as can be

Happier
Healthier
Flashier
Wealthier
Happier
As happy as can be