Feeling better now Murdoc? I haven't heard you crying for a few hours

My tear ducts dried up years ago
I watched The Notebook last night (Oh yeah)
Dry as the Gobi Desert
Oh, man! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
This is eyeball sweat, eh? I told you about that in 2007
Thank you very much for your concern. And this

So, so, so, so you're not all cut up
about missing the trip, by the portal?

You're not sad that we went and you didn't
are you? We just–

Portal-shmortal, who gives a ****

Yeah so, you know, in case I ever need to find
one for future reference
I don't, at the moment, but if I do, where are they?

Uh, well you got your–You got your south portal
(Yeah, yeah) , right portal

And you know where they are, do you?

Janet Street portal

Listen, keep your portal, I'm fine! Bye!