As I walked into the bar
A man came up to me and said:
You know the older you will get
The more perverted you will get
Hey, I'd like to see you try it
Oh what you gonna do about it?
Optzay, be a bad priest?
Ili primernij ononist?!
Be bad transvestattn?
Or be a good zoldatten?!
Yes, give it a try,
For me I'm just a Bordello kind of guy!..

Mama, of course the hopes are so fragile...
Papa, I cant believe what it costs
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So i did what i did and its worth what its worth

When the Trickster starts a-walking
He sets the whole world asque
Just when you think that it's all through
Its just a birth of something new
And when the Trickster starts a-pokin
Who does he need to ask permission
Before he goes in third position
I think he's just a Bordello kind of guy!...

Mama, of course the hopes are so fragile...
Papa, I cant believe what it costs
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So i did what i did and its worth what its worth

So I walked out out of the bar
And drove like crazy for half mile
I was thirteen beers drunk
On Houston I jumped in some trunk...
We ventured on New York Throughway
Where myself I heard I say:
Shall I be classic self crusher?
Or be a good flasher?!