And lo, the Dundonian fleet arose into attack position to move on the forsaken space station in pursuit of the Evil Wizard Zargothrax
Pride of Dundonian Empire flies to space for the glory of Fife For the king we ride to battle on shimmering wings (Oh, oh) Grand Master Proletius taking command there's no turning back Now attack with the might of our steel we know our foes will crack
With the power of Robots, The warriors of Auchtermuchty Set a course for the demon fleet
In spatio, pugnamus Magus malus Impetus hostium Cum telis daemonum
Now is the time to strike! Demon command launch demon missiles one through eight! Your miserable fleet cannot stop me! Space will be your grave!
Space Frigate Unicorn to Silver Talon our shields have been breached! Demonic life forms have been detected on all decks! Hull integrity, I repeat our hull integrity is failing, we need backup! The demons have proven themselves to be mighty indeed! Prepare Starfighters for immediate deployment! For the eternal glory of Dundee!
Starfighters of Leuchars are attacking the demonic fleet lasers blast Missile launchers exploding have now been defeat Side by side with the Hootsman Prince Angus is leading the charge, bullets fly For the pain he has caused, we will make Zargothrax die
Now we breach their defenses on Robot Prince's great boronic wings We ascend, or the world will end, yeah
Now we will soar to the heavens Fighting the demons all 'cross the sky We sing Dundee is forever, we shall never die The King of Space is beside us fighting a battle, laser in hand To save the Kingdom of Fife we'll make our final stand Oh yeah
II. Space Catacombs of the Demonspawn
Through hallways full of demons we surge into the fight The Hootsman's laser minigun blasts everything in sight Killing all the demons, Killing all the demons Robot prince and warriors are fighting to the death Smash demons with my hammer as they take their final breath
Blood and gore and demon parts are scattered all around We seek the evil wizard but he's nowhere to be found
Adrift in the gelid caliginosity of space the valiant warriors led by Prince Angus McFife fought on unaware of the malevolent evil that approached
Cataclysmic, forces rising Demonic dawn, man is falling Suffering and pain in space, will be your grave
Arise, my demon champion! Destroy them all!
Mighty heroes of the kingdom Epic battles will not defeat them For the Empire, for the freedom We will stand and fight with a demon Mighty heroes of the kingdom Epic battles will not defeat them For the Empire, for the freedom We will stand and fight with a demon
Malum vincitur Magnus daemon explodit Malum vincitur Magnus daemon explodit
Having withstood the Demon onslaught Hootsman delivered the final blow to the Demon Champion causing it to explode in a cacophony of malignant filth! Despite their victory the location of Lord Zargothrax was yet to be discovered But as the red mist dissipated the wreckage of the antechamber became clear, and with it a sign emblazoned with the immortal name of Casino Dundee!
II. Showdown at Casino Dundee
Muhahaha! I hit the jackpot and your bankroll of fortune has utterly dissipated! You have hit the end of your miserable existence and now you stand before your new god!
I must fight on, though my body grows weary I'll fight to the death, my dying breath I must destroy evil wizard of chaos to set kingdom free The prophecy, my destiny
No! Muhahaha! I have done it! The dunderpate Angus McFife is liquidated!
Is this the end? He has defeated me My final stand Now I must die
Yes! With Angus McFife defeated the final voice of dissent has been silenced I am now the ultimate power in the galaxy! I will complete my transcendence into godhood, absolute remorseless, and eclipse Fife in endless shadow!
Day of judgement's here A Kingdom filled with fear Making my last stand Killed by wizard's hand My destiny fulfilled Hero's blood is spilled Silence fills my head The Prince of Fife is dead
IV. Angus XIV Returns
Not so fast, Zargothrax! Now you must face me! I, Angus McFife XIV am returned from my campaign against the goblins to claim my rightful throne! In the name of my father and the holy name of Dundax, I hereby banish you to space!
Dark wizard of chaos (Dark wizard) I won't let you decide my fate Protecting my kingdom (Let you destroy our kingdom) For fair Dundee is what's at stake (For fair Dundee) I hereby banish you to space My hammer smashed into your face You cannot hope to be the king (For Space Dundee) You'll never take my place For freedom, my kingdom (I will win) I swore that I would take revenge I'll win this fight for Space Dundee (For Space Dundee)
Now the battle has been won Zargothrax adrift in space I'll ride 'cross the Silv'ry Tay back home For fallen prince For all Dundee I'll claim my throne
And so, with Zargothrax banished to space Prince Angus McFife XIV bore aloft in triumph the legendary hammer of his fallen ancestor, Angus V The Intergalactic Empire of Fife was at peace once more For the eternal glory of Dundee!
Novum imperatorem Nostrum salutamus Liberi sumus a malo Ave Dundee Oh Dundee