I can't tell you what it means to me
I've never had as much fun legally
I can't tell you what I won't do
Just to get you to do what you do naturally
But lately, it occurs to me
The cost of your hospitality
How much of your love can one man take
Before you kill me with the pleasure of your company?

All my friends keep askin' me
"Can't you see, can't you see she's a catastrophe? "
I can't help myself, that's what I need
She's my little calamity

We got chemistry and history
She wraps me up in emotional luxury
Might not be that good for me
But with a kiss like that, she ain't gotta be

All my friends keep askin' me
"Can't you see, can't you see she's a catastrophe? "
I can't help myself, that's what I need
She's my little calamity

My calamity, my calamity
She's my little slice of insanity
I can't help myself, it's what I need
She's my little calamity, calamity, calamity

The first time I saw those eyes
Didn't have time to kiss my heart goodbye
She stole my breath and my blood ran hot
Like a thief in the night takin' all you got
The tears I sweat and the blood I bleed
It took a woman like that to make a man of me
How much pleasure can one man take?
Take me upstairs and let's go see

All my friends keep askin' me
"Can't you see, can't you see she's a catastrophe? "
I can't help myself, that's what I need
She's my little calamity

All my friends keep askin' me
"Can't you see, can't you see she's a catastrophe? "
I can't help myself, that's what I need
She's my little calamity
Everyone keeps tellin' me
That girl ain't nothin' but a tragedy
But if they could see half of what I see
They'd understand she's all I need